Saturday, February 2, 2008

Hes Back - Ish


A year after Captain America was gunned doon by an assassin, Marvel Comics has announced its reviving the cunt. Steve Rogers the super patiot that was the cap is a rotting in the grave.

His sidekick , Bucky is picking up the slack and putting on the tights. I don't know much about captain America except hes boring as fuck and all he was only a super fit soldier from WW II.
Bucky who ever the fucky that is had better fine some mojo and a better name, is Bucky a Yank name? like Chip or Skip? imagine having those as names, named after a chopped up potato or the way that gheys run about .


Bucky was put in suspended animation by the Russians so he is still only in his 20's he has no powers but has a shield to hide behind so yay!


I have no idea if he made it to the rank of captain though.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Bad Joke

Bubba goes to the tent revival and listens to the preacher.

After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.

Bubba slowly rises from his chair and gets in line.

When it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?"

Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

So the preacher puts his right finger in Bubba's right ear and his left hand on top of his head and prays a while.

Then the preacher puts his left finger in Bubba's left ear and his right hand on top of his head and prays some more.

After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"

Bubba says, "I don't know preacher, it's not until next Wednesday."

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Secretary Killer Backs Obama

Known murdering adulterer Senator Edward Kennedy has backed Barack Obama in the run up to the presidential election.
Kennedy a long time friend of the Clintons turned his back on them as quickly as he did to Sinn Fein politican Gerry Adams when he felt the tide of popularity turn.

This might actually be a break for the Clintons anyway Obama doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell.







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My Vulnerable Under Belly


I listen to the odd song now and then and I like them more for one or two lines that I feel apply to me in some way. Each line says something about me and how I feel, I've tucked it away on this blog so it can be our little secret.


Blame yerself its easier

I'm not expecting yer sympathy

I wasn't me when we met

Lifes too short to be afraid

Such a saint but such a hoor

I don't want to die, but I ain't keen on living either

Well I'm easily bored

No its not in my head

Rub me rub me up right lovely

Cos they're coming to get you

I'd rather jump than run away

Watch me come undone

Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes

I guess you know I hate you

So need yer love so fuck you all

Suppose its just a point of view

I know smarter men never got this far

I'm not into hard sports

I am a depressed man

You must believe

Look what you didn't take from me

Baby just tease me

So take a pill to numb the pain

Why was I never good enough

Super human being

But I Just don't know you

And you don't know me at all