A Christian wouldn't lie right?

Get me some Pancakes stat!

Greetings in the name of the Lord, I am Mrs. Shelley Marvin John, nationality of Vienna, Austria. I married to Dr. Marvin John of united state who worked with Chevron Texaco as oil consultant/contractor in Africa for twenty years before he died in the year 2000.

I am so sorry to hear that, do you need some comfort?

We were married for twenty-seven years without a child. He died during one of the riot in the Niger delta region .He was held hostage and slain to death by protesting youths of the region. Before his death we were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry.

Slain to death, that sounds worse than just made deader than dead, why no kids? was he shooting blanks? Old Knudsen has potent poison.

When my late husband was alive he made a numbered time (Fixed) deposited for twelve calendar months, valued at $8M USD (Eight Million U.S.Dollars) with account and pin/code number 0130648335800. With a security financial firm in Europe. Meanwhile, this money is still with the bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the money or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf.

I'll be yer dog, can I get it from an ATM machine in the High Street?

Presently I am with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.

It is my last wish to see that this money is invested and proceed at the end of every year distributing items among charity organization.

I want God-fearing person like you that will use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows.

I took this decision because I know that there are a lot of poor people suffering from different kind of disease and nobody to come to their aid. With God all things are possible.

Are ya a pipe or cigarette woman? lucky you're strong enough to type, a few months huh? what kind of shape are ya in? are ya perky?if you don't mind me asking has it all gone south yet? I don't fear God, he doesn't fuck with me and I don't fuck with him, sure I'll give the money to charity, she works doon at the docks, a fiver for a BJ.As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security Company.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here in. Please my Dearest one, I need your maximum corporation to enable me fulfill my last dream.

You do me and I'll do you my dearest one, I'll give ya something ta dream about.

Please Contact me through. …shelley.mervin@yahoo.com

Yours in Christ, Mrs. Shelley Marvin John