<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856</id><updated>2011-10-18T11:45:41.784-07:00</updated><category term='spam letters'/><category term='beer'/><category term='Karen Cliche'/><category term='Shar Jackson'/><category term='Hamas'/><category term='irony'/><category term='ABBA'/><category term='ghey paramilitaries'/><category term='Larry Birkhead'/><category term='Gerard Depardieu'/><category term='rome'/><category term='chat room lies'/><category term='the Great Depression'/><category term='ultimate fighting'/><category term='hitler'/><category term='Names'/><category term='BBC headlines'/><category term='Jim Rodgers'/><category term='fridges'/><category term='sex'/><category term='winston churchill'/><category term='men using weemens products'/><category term='captain america'/><category term='john barrymore'/><category term='monica bellucci'/><category term='lego land fire'/><category term='amish'/><category term='bad joke'/><category term='brad and angelina pictures.'/><category term='devils radio'/><category term='e-mails'/><category term='lauren Sanchez'/><category term='Florence Owens Thompson'/><category term='leapfrog'/><category term='Angels and Demons'/><category term='hedge witch'/><category term='tough questions'/><category term='twat'/><category term='soft shite'/><category term='edward kennedy'/><category term='K-Fed'/><category term='naked jesus crucifix'/><category term='halloween'/><category term='rolling stones'/><category term='weemen&apos;s football'/><category term='spiderman'/><category term='austria'/><category term='Chihuahuas'/><category term='pissing in the fridge'/><category term='rathcoole'/><category term='deaf blind dog'/><category term='mongs with forklifts'/><category term='Sarah jane Lee'/><category term='Carla Bruni'/><category term='Harrison ford'/><category term='cockfights'/><category term='sammy duddy dead'/><category term='Oh Shit'/><category term='irish'/><category term='obama'/><category term='Britney'/><category term='my title'/><category term='martin humer'/><category term='Lorraine Mallon'/><category term='polar bears'/><category term='fire'/><category term='meme time'/><category term='cary grant'/><category term='The Da Vinci Code'/><category term='mongs'/><category term='Star Trek 3'/><category term='tanning drug'/><category term='dignity'/><category term='killamory'/><category term='mormons'/><category term='sheep shaggers'/><category term='tom hanks'/><category term='welsh'/><category term='Star Trek'/><category term='texas justice'/><category term='Nicolas Sarkozy'/><category term='courtney love'/><title type='text'>Fake Old Man Balls</title><subtitle type='html'>Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>57</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-8231550103747794019</id><published>2009-02-18T00:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-18T00:57:34.488-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tanning drug'/><title type='text'>Tantastic!</title><summary type='text'>Health experts have warned that using melanotan I and II the tanning drug as it could damage the immune and cardiovascular systems as well as triggering other problems. Melanotan is a synthetic hormone which stimulates the body's production of melanin, the substance which gives the skin its colour.&lt;!-- S IBOX --&gt;                                                                         &lt;!-- E IBOX </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/8231550103747794019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=8231550103747794019&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/8231550103747794019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/8231550103747794019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2009/02/tantastic.html' title='Tantastic!'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/SZvNS7HS9PI/AAAAAAAALfE/bYPB_zvC0Ys/s72-c/tan.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-4304490409818427320</id><published>2008-12-06T23:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-06T23:13:24.916-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the Great Depression'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Florence Owens Thompson'/><title type='text'>Are You This Depressed?</title><summary type='text'>The photograph of a mother with her children became an icon of the Great Depression. Katherine McIntosh was 4 years old when the photo was snapped. She said it brought shame  and determination  to her family.Now 77 McIntosh is the girl to the left of her mother when you look at the photograph. It was taken in February or March 1936 by Dorothea Lange of Florence Owens Thompson, then 32, and her </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/4304490409818427320/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=4304490409818427320&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/4304490409818427320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/4304490409818427320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2008/12/are-you-this-depressed.html' title='Are You This Depressed?'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/STt3YjlKC1I/AAAAAAAAKXA/xCBIqw-TTXQ/s72-c/iconic.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-3866713000151176960</id><published>2008-10-14T13:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-14T13:08:44.521-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brad and angelina pictures.'/><title type='text'>Love Can Kick Arse</title><summary type='text'>An uncharacteristically soppy post which is why its on this blog. Brad and Angelina are in love and it shows in the pictures he has taken of her and the kids.Yes I know they are actors and can fake anything but I'm willing to believe in love. This is how he sees her and it shines through.Look at the pics and breath a big soppy sigh.Latest OBB News Up-Dates</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/3866713000151176960/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=3866713000151176960&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/3866713000151176960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/3866713000151176960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2008/10/love-can-kick-arse.html' title='Love Can Kick Arse'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/SPT7JeCCZxI/AAAAAAAAJ18/oNOXJ5UJH54/s72-c/article-1077360-02191F68000005DC-918_468x343.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-264663063542541839</id><published>2008-08-18T01:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-18T01:14:17.160-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BBC headlines'/><title type='text'>The Latest BBC Headline</title><summary type='text'>Great tits cope well with warming     Yes it was about birds.Latest OBB News Up-Dates</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/264663063542541839/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=264663063542541839&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/264663063542541839'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/264663063542541839'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2008/08/latest-bbc-headline.html' title='The Latest BBC Headline'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-6112526814607196080</id><published>2008-03-19T14:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-18T14:24:35.805-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Oh Shit'/><title type='text'>The P.S. Says It All</title><summary type='text'>My darling husband,Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small slipup I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway..Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me..I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/6112526814607196080/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=6112526814607196080&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/6112526814607196080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/6112526814607196080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2008/03/ps-says-it-all.html' title='The P.S. Says It All'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/R-AyFPJmcBI/AAAAAAAAFiU/PlnmGRANr0Q/s72-c/image001cars.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-5742294682175162664</id><published>2008-03-17T00:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-17T00:13:46.651-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pissing in the fridge'/><title type='text'>Who Hasn't?</title><summary type='text'> My older brother Lars pissed into a laundry basket when he was drunk and went into the walk in cupboard beside the bathroom one night.We also had our auntie staying in the family home in his room and one night while drunk again he went in to go to bed, we heard stories from our auntie of how she was afraid she was about to be raped, yeah right I have always found Lars to be 'a' sexual.  Latest </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/5742294682175162664/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=5742294682175162664&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5742294682175162664'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5742294682175162664'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2008/03/who-hasnt.html' title='Who Hasn&apos;t?'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/R94ZL_Jmb1I/AAAAAAAAFg0/8311iOOGFB8/s72-c/qsjay0.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-1516939199921096134</id><published>2008-02-03T02:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-03T02:08:31.543-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Carla Bruni'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nicolas Sarkozy'/><title type='text'>Chicken Royale</title><summary type='text'>Never before have the French looked so manly.French President Nicolas Sarkozy, 53 , has married his girlfriend, former model-turned-singer Carla Bruni, 40, in ParisI give it a year.Latest OBB News Up-Dates</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/1516939199921096134/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=1516939199921096134&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/1516939199921096134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/1516939199921096134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2008/02/chicken-royale.html' title='Chicken Royale'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/R6WQzRDOkSI/AAAAAAAAFCM/FA4X4TzQB7I/s72-c/sarkozy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-7581729822902136312</id><published>2008-02-02T14:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-02T14:18:32.292-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='captain america'/><title type='text'>Hes Back - Ish</title><summary type='text'>A year after Captain America was gunned doon by an assassin, Marvel Comics has announced its reviving the cunt. Steve Rogers the super patiot that was the cap is a rotting in the grave. His sidekick , Bucky is picking up the slack and putting on the tights. I don't know much about captain America except hes boring as fuck and all he was only a super fit soldier from WW II.Bucky who ever the fucky</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/7581729822902136312/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=7581729822902136312&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/7581729822902136312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/7581729822902136312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2008/02/hes-back-ish.html' title='Hes Back - Ish'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/R6TsEhDOkAI/AAAAAAAAE_8/Am7Wt7NYGEo/s72-c/20080131194609990001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-2536909243223771354</id><published>2008-01-30T22:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-30T22:29:28.394-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad joke'/><title type='text'>Bad Joke</title><summary type='text'>Bubba goes to the tent revival and listens to the preacher.After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.Bubba slowly rises from his chair and gets in line.When it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?"Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."So the preacher puts his right finger in Bubba's right ear and his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/2536909243223771354/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=2536909243223771354&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2536909243223771354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2536909243223771354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2008/01/bad-joke.html' title='Bad Joke'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-2286439337613160762</id><published>2008-01-29T10:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-28T22:43:42.769-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='edward kennedy'/><title type='text'>Secretary Killer Backs Obama</title><summary type='text'> Known murdering adulterer Senator Edward Kennedy has backed  Barack Obama in the run up to the presidential election.Kennedy a long time friend of the Clintons turned his back on them as quickly as he did to Sinn Fein politican Gerry Adams when he felt the tide of popularity turn.This might actually be a break for the Clintons anyway Obama doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell.Latest OBB News</summary><link rel='replies' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/R57JdBDOjfI/AAAAAAAAE70/wDbGcvZx7p8/s72-c/kennedy_absolut.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-5084600877682921764</id><published>2008-01-28T02:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-28T02:08:12.769-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Star Trek'/><title type='text'>I'm A Doctor Not A Playa</title><summary type='text'>Latest OBB News Up-Dates</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/5084600877682921764/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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Each line says something about me and how I feel, I've tucked it away on this blog so it can be our little secret.Blame yerself its easierI'm not expecting yer sympathyI wasn't me when we metLifes too short to be afraidSuch a saint but such a hoorI don't want to die, but I ain't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/3668343803032711818/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=3668343803032711818&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/3668343803032711818'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/3668343803032711818'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2008/01/my-vulnerable-under-belly.html' title='My Vulnerable Under Belly'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/R4cWaDLEe4I/AAAAAAAAEus/bYjXJJyBBrk/s72-c/knudscreen.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-2755650584241629888</id><published>2008-01-10T02:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-10T02:42:06.644-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Names'/><title type='text'>Whats In A Name?</title><summary type='text'>Latest OBB News Up-Dates</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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type='text'>Deep In The Heart Of Texas</title><summary type='text'>In Texas about a month ago a man phoned in a 911 call saying that two black men were breaking into a neighbour's hoose, the police were as slow as ever so the man said he had a shotgun and should he go out and stop them, the operator said no you'll get yerself killed.The caller said they were leaving and he couldn't just do nothing so he went out and shot the two crooks dead.He was white, they </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/1841340583432272749/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=1841340583432272749&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/1841340583432272749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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Before that they thought the species had only evolved less than 100,000 years ago the oldest remains being 70,000 . All this means that the polar bear has already survived one interglacial period </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/2919259288030099672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=2919259288030099672&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2919259288030099672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2919259288030099672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/12/scientists-know-fuck-all.html' title='Scientists Know Fuck All'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/R15Lcm1MX5I/AAAAAAAAESk/G8ok0xs--KE/s72-c/titanic.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-5148779313176122597</id><published>2007-11-30T14:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-30T14:14:39.785-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='winston churchill'/><title type='text'>Happy Birthday Sir</title><summary type='text'> Winston Churchill's birthday</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/5148779313176122597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=5148779313176122597&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5148779313176122597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5148779313176122597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/11/happy-birthday-sir.html' title='Happy Birthday Sir'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/R1CK2G1MWwI/AAAAAAAAEI4/RBXsUgfvt0M/s72-c/churchill.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-5315180205532095732</id><published>2007-11-23T10:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-04T00:54:07.857-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='killamory'/><title type='text'>My Home Town</title><summary type='text'>Originally posted September 2007I was asked about my home town by various people who just can't get enough of me so I thought I would post a few pics and show you where exactly Killamory is. Its no a big place and if ya know Scotland there is not exactly much around those parts except the odd dozen ruined castles and man's best friend the sheep. Still its a lovely place and gets some of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/5315180205532095732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=5315180205532095732&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5315180205532095732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5315180205532095732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/11/my-home-town.html' title='My Home Town'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/R6bQ4xDOkgI/AAAAAAAAFD8/iFIodFfM0wM/s72-c/killamory.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-1432493054934511377</id><published>2007-11-20T12:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-20T12:25:24.084-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='irish'/><title type='text'>The Body Of A Young Irish Woman Has Been Found Washed Up On A Beach In Thailand</title><summary type='text'>It shows you, no matter where you go in the world there will always some Irish people there.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/1432493054934511377/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=1432493054934511377&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/1432493054934511377'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/1432493054934511377'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/11/body-of-young-irish-woman-has-been.html' title='The Body Of A Young Irish Woman Has Been Found Washed Up On A Beach In Thailand'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-1364241403463142562</id><published>2007-11-19T00:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-19T00:08:03.345-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Da Vinci Code'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Angels and Demons'/><title type='text'>There Is A God.</title><summary type='text'>Angels and Demons, the prequel to The Da Vinci Code movie is being delayed by Columbia Pictures because of the Hollywood writer's strike.How could they make another film about that after the terrible first effort? this one will have Hanks starring and Ron Howard directing again, fucking awful money grabbing cunts.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/1364241403463142562/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=1364241403463142562&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/1364241403463142562'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/1364241403463142562'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/11/there-is-god.html' title='There Is A God.'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-887546168685283719</id><published>2007-11-06T11:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-05T11:58:01.132-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hitler'/><title type='text'>You Have One Ball And Fart A Lot</title><summary type='text'>What Famous Leader Are You?personality tests by similarminds.comI am reading the life and dead of Hitler and finding him to be quite nuts and also a little similiar to myself. Then again my hero Winston Churchill is also similiar to me, maybe thats why Churchill was able to beat him, if you already know yer enemy you can predict their next move, I have done this myself.I got this from Ron he was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/887546168685283719/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=887546168685283719&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/887546168685283719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/887546168685283719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/11/you-have-one-ball-and-fart-lot.html' title='You Have One Ball And Fart A Lot'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-392704373330474069</id><published>2007-11-05T23:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-04T23:56:19.581-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ABBA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hamas'/><title type='text'>Abbas Talks With Hamas Officials</title><summary type='text'> For a brief moment I held out hope for Palestine because who doesn't like ABBA? even Saddam was known for tapping his foot and wiggling around to "Dancing Queen." No, it was just the Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas meeting with  Hamas and trying to get them to give up their control of the Gaza Strip.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/392704373330474069/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=392704373330474069&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/392704373330474069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/392704373330474069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/11/abbas-talks-with-hamas-officials.html' title='Abbas Talks With Hamas Officials'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/Ry7LSAnHmAI/AAAAAAAAD1o/3SZ3H-3ChUI/s72-c/abba.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-3877430116084728447</id><published>2007-10-30T22:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-30T22:19:09.291-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='halloween'/><title type='text'>Have A Good One</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/3877430116084728447/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=3877430116084728447&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/3877430116084728447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/3877430116084728447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/have-good-one.html' title='Have A Good One'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RygQLQnHlOI/AAAAAAAADvQ/ahzToUPtraM/s72-c/pumpsex.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-2002382174486332357</id><published>2007-10-30T01:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-30T01:34:55.087-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spam letters'/><title type='text'>A Christian wouldn't lie right?</title><summary type='text'>Get me some Pancakes stat! Greetings in the name of the Lord, I am Mrs. Shelley Marvin John, nationality of Vienna, Austria. I married to Dr. Marvin John of united state who worked with Chevron Texaco as oil consultant/contractor in Africa for twenty years before he died in the year 2000. I am so sorry to hear that, do you need some comfort? We were married for twenty-seven years without a child.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/2002382174486332357/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=2002382174486332357&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2002382174486332357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2002382174486332357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/christian-wouldnt-lie-right.html' title='A Christian wouldn&apos;t lie right?'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RybrFgnHlEI/AAAAAAAADuE/xbWmRZ12aAc/s72-c/momy%2Blick.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-3972813279781618710</id><published>2007-10-29T06:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-28T19:08:48.185-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monica bellucci'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='john barrymore'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rolling stones'/><title type='text'>History Will Be Kind To Me As I Intend To Write It.</title><summary type='text'>I was kneeling in prayer the other day in front of a picture of the Reverend Ian Paisley , leaning on my broadsword I used during the crusades stuck in the ground before me and I got to thinking, "how the fuck am I going to get myself back up?" then I got to thinking about Christianity and what happened just after Christ's death. Now I've got no time for you unbelievers out there, it was on the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/3972813279781618710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=3972813279781618710&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/3972813279781618710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/3972813279781618710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/history-will-be-kind-to-me-as-i-intend.html' title='History Will Be Kind To Me As I Intend To Write It.'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RyU9gAnHk2I/AAAAAAAADsQ/EfpYKd-k3jg/s72-c/swordkneeling.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-4610846017877510388</id><published>2007-10-26T00:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-26T00:25:11.199-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='naked jesus crucifix'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='austria'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='martin humer'/><title type='text'>A Humer Thats No Fun</title><summary type='text'> Silence of the lambs, make me a skin job.Austrian Martin Humer, 82 an anti-pornography campaigner is demanding that a large crucifix bearing a sculpture of a naked Jesus be taken down from public sight as he deemed it offensive.He is to organise a protest.The large sculpture has been hanging in a public square in Innsbruck for 20 years. Innsbruck Mayor Hilde Zach has told Humer the crucifix </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/4610846017877510388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=4610846017877510388&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/4610846017877510388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/4610846017877510388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/humer-thats-no-fun.html' title='A Humer Thats No Fun'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RyGV1wnHkgI/AAAAAAAADpY/UZf22pBDGh4/s72-c/nudejesusgurl.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-4895393690158243701</id><published>2007-10-24T22:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-24T22:41:47.658-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Star Trek 3'/><title type='text'>The Search For Spock's Cock.</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/4895393690158243701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=4895393690158243701&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/4895393690158243701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/4895393690158243701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/search-for-spocks-cock.html' title='The Search For Spock&apos;s Cock.'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RyAsawnHkVI/AAAAAAAADoA/WCjfsgax5t8/s72-c/kirk-bones-st2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-8656976371842284232</id><published>2007-10-24T01:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-24T01:33:51.996-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fridges'/><title type='text'>What A Nice Fridge</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/8656976371842284232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=8656976371842284232&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/8656976371842284232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/8656976371842284232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/what-nice-fridge.html' title='What A Nice Fridge'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/Rx8DP19cc_I/AAAAAAAADno/BbwEQRwipTk/s72-c/beerfridge.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-1453099019784487209</id><published>2007-10-22T00:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-22T00:28:04.187-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='e-mails'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mongs'/><title type='text'>I'm A Mong</title><summary type='text'>I was checking the mail in my Yahoo account and I saw this one with the subject line "You`re among" I thought no, yer the mong as its "your a mong" then I remebered just how dumb my offical spammers are so I opened it looking forward to some abuse.Date:Mon, 15 Oct 2007 21:21:35 +0200Subject:You`re among.From:"joy.hans"It turns out that I'm among the winners for $1,000,000.00 USD(One Million </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/1453099019784487209/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=1453099019784487209&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/1453099019784487209'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/1453099019784487209'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/im-mong.html' title='I&apos;m A Mong'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-2627012056135751028</id><published>2007-10-20T22:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-20T22:38:59.655-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gerard Depardieu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rome'/><title type='text'>I'm Gerard Depardieu</title><summary type='text'> In Rome A look alike pretending to be French actor Gerard Depardieu walked into a luxury hotel and walked out with a gift basket loaded with freebies including a purse, a bikini, a pair of sunglasses, a cashmere sweater and a designer bra.Depardieu was to be in Rome to promote his film "La Abbuffata." The imposter got away before the error was noticed.First of all two people that look like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/2627012056135751028/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=2627012056135751028&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2627012056135751028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2627012056135751028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/im-gerard-depardieu.html' title='I&apos;m Gerard Depardieu'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/Rxrlml9ccjI/AAAAAAAADkQ/8vVqdTKQ6Y4/s72-c/gerard.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-5843592125336793863</id><published>2007-10-18T00:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-18T00:58:41.939-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rathcoole'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chihuahuas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ghey paramilitaries'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sammy duddy dead'/><title type='text'>Better To Be Dead Than To Live In Rathcoole</title><summary type='text'>In November 2002 gunmen fired shots into Sammy Duddy's Rathcoole home killing Pepsi, one of his pet Chihuahuas, this forced him to move out. Duddy was a mouth piece for the UDA at the time and bum-bandit and pseudo tough guy Johnny Adair was probably behind it .Now I'm sad to report that Duddy aged 62 has died of a massive heart attack but I am confused as to why he had 2 Chihuahuas, are all </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/5843592125336793863/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=5843592125336793863&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5843592125336793863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5843592125336793863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/better-to-be-dead-than-to-live-in.html' title='Better To Be Dead Than To Live In Rathcoole'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RxcPBF9ccAI/AAAAAAAADfs/El6H8VMibj8/s72-c/_39187436_duddy150.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-7839742568032238507</id><published>2007-10-16T01:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-16T01:28:11.462-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='deaf blind dog'/><title type='text'>From The BBC Head Lines</title><summary type='text'>"Deaf, blind dog search abandoned "Ok I get dogs for the blind which I've always called "Blind Dogs" but a deaf blind dog? I don't see the point to that, no wonder it got lost.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/7839742568032238507/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=7839742568032238507&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/7839742568032238507'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/7839742568032238507'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/from-bbc-head-lines.html' title='From The BBC Head Lines'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-6154766106591166867</id><published>2007-10-13T14:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-14T00:37:04.571-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sheep shaggers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='welsh'/><title type='text'>Sheep At Half The price</title><summary type='text'> I had to go to Wales recently as a friend of mine doon there needed a thug to intimidate some people, long story. While I was waiting for the train home I saw this sign which seemed like a dare to me.Then I saw this sheep tied up to a nearby post, fucking Welsh sheep shaggers. Did I back doon? hell no Old Knudsen is always up for a challenge .</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/6154766106591166867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=6154766106591166867&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/6154766106591166867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/6154766106591166867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/sheep-at-half-price.html' title='Sheep At Half The price'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RxE2WF9cbVI/AAAAAAAADas/SMytaa7RPxE/s72-c/theplacetobe.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-2863587198940837642</id><published>2007-10-11T00:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-11T00:39:57.826-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spiderman'/><title type='text'>Friendly Neighbourhood Spiderman</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/2863587198940837642/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=2863587198940837642&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2863587198940837642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2863587198940837642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/friendly-neighbourhood-spiderman.html' title='Friendly Neighbourhood Spiderman'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/Rw3TJV9cbCI/AAAAAAAADYU/d1WvcPx7jZc/s72-c/bugss.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-8250396702953950753</id><published>2007-10-10T00:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-10T01:02:29.132-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='courtney love'/><title type='text'>Love Or Something Like It</title><summary type='text'> Now I'm not the pass remarkable type but look at the state of Courtney Love here. It pisses me off that she has such creative talent but no will power to properly use it without trying to self destruct. Now she is working out and getting tummy tucks etc, at least she didn't get type cast as the wife of Kurt Cobain, she has her own reputation, ok it may be a shit one. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/8250396702953950753/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=8250396702953950753&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/8250396702953950753'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/8250396702953950753'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/love-or-something-like-it.html' title='Love Or Something Like It'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RwyGBF9ca7I/AAAAAAAADXc/LKo0mVmr1Dg/s72-c/cortney+love.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-6240173081801713678</id><published>2007-10-04T21:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-04T21:40:23.882-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='leapfrog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jim Rodgers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lorraine Mallon'/><title type='text'>Tomato Badly Bruised</title><summary type='text'> Ms Mallon, the Belfast Telegraph has the job section out on Fridays in case you didn't know. The Lord Mayor of Belfast Jim Rodgers has apologised to a council worker after he kicked her on the head and hit her with his knee in the back leaving her with injuries after he tried to leapfrog her during a photoshoot. Lorraine Mallon suffered a slipped disc and has not returned to work as of yet. She </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/6240173081801713678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=6240173081801713678&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/6240173081801713678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/6240173081801713678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/tomato-badly-bruised.html' title='Tomato Badly Bruised'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RwW-5F9cadI/AAAAAAAADT4/LnX-eUje3K4/s72-c/aamayor.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-86066842715443546</id><published>2007-10-04T00:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-04T00:43:58.708-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='halloween'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hedge witch'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='twat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='devils radio'/><title type='text'>Sometimes I.................</title><summary type='text'>Yes its getting near Halloween again. I have no feelings much about Halloween, I don't feel it to be any spookier than any other time. I am a Hedge Witch, a follower of the old ways, a Greenman, no I won't be running run naked like a dopey twat.I'm more aware of things than some are. That film Final destination mentioned it to my delight, the patterns you can find in life if you just notice </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/86066842715443546/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=86066842715443546&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/86066842715443546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/86066842715443546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/sometimes-i.html' title='Sometimes I.................'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RwSZp19caaI/AAAAAAAADTg/k0ljoWIrAiI/s72-c/herne.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-7963854494352426251</id><published>2007-10-03T00:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-03T00:56:21.978-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Britney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Larry Birkhead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shar Jackson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='K-Fed'/><title type='text'>K-Fed-ex</title><summary type='text'> Reveling in the news of being re-united with his children again, "Child support makes me feel sexy." I don't care if gheys marry or gheys adopt kids, leezers shouldn't be allowed to conceive children cos if my cock isn't good enough for them then my jizz mustn't be either so they can fuck off until they cum round begging for my man muck. I don't think bi-sexuals should raise children, they are </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/7963854494352426251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=7963854494352426251&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/7963854494352426251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/7963854494352426251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/k-fed-ex.html' title='K-Fed-ex'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RwNJdl9caVI/AAAAAAAADS4/Xt4C8wM0ddc/s72-c/nudebloke.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-8748942380286237455</id><published>2007-10-02T11:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-02T11:51:56.883-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lego land fire'/><title type='text'>I Blame Lego Warming</title><summary type='text'> The inhumanity of it all.A fire broke out in legoland park in Windsor.30 firefighters were called to tackle the blaze and 12 of those brave heroes melted with still a smile on their faces, no noses but they did have smile . 2,000 people had to leave the park as the block like fire engulfed the place.Police suspect arson and the lego pirates are being questioned. C'mon people when you see on the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/8748942380286237455/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=8748942380286237455&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/8748942380286237455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/8748942380286237455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-blame-lego-warming.html' title='I Blame Lego Warming'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RwKSoF9caJI/AAAAAAAADRY/Vty-y_LGa0E/s72-c/legoftownireman.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-6328127219787875521</id><published>2007-09-30T23:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-30T23:32:33.672-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weemen&apos;s football'/><title type='text'>World Cup madness</title><summary type='text'> "Fuck! I left the gas on."Hope Solo the USA goalie was pulled from the USA/Norway match for slagging off her coach. USA went on to win 4 - 1, goes to show you anything can happen and everyone is expendable. Still that Solo gurl with the big mouth is an ok looking yoke, I wouldn't mind putting my balls in her net .The cuntry that gave you two world wars Germany beat the lovely Brazilian weeman's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/6328127219787875521/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=6328127219787875521&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/6328127219787875521'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/6328127219787875521'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/09/world-cup-madness.html' title='World Cup madness'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RwCUVV9caCI/AAAAAAAADQg/UHhr0f8oB-w/s72-c/hopesolo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-2935388125647615415</id><published>2007-09-29T11:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-29T11:50:29.901-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weemen&apos;s football'/><title type='text'>USA Women 0-4  Brazil Women</title><summary type='text'>USA Women 0-4 Brazil Women this earned a place in the Women's World Cup final. What doesn't anyone follow this? I don't follow the ghey World Cup I do have my standards, gheys playing football whats that about?The victory sets Brazil up for a final clash with Germany in Shanghai on Sunday, by the way England were knocked out of the Women's World Cup after a 3-0 defeat by the United States so fuck</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/2935388125647615415/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=2935388125647615415&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2935388125647615415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2935388125647615415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/09/usa-women-0-4-brazil-women.html' title='USA Women 0-4  Brazil Women'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/Rv6eVV9cZoI/AAAAAAAADNY/XLeFrb3y0uI/s72-c/brazil1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-4991642663060050849</id><published>2007-09-29T01:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-29T01:59:47.139-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Karen Cliche'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lauren Sanchez'/><title type='text'>Fickle Old Knudsen</title><summary type='text'> The beautiful Lauren Sanchez, shes a news presenter and has been in such films as Fight Club, Fantastic Four and Hollywood Homicide. A firm athletic body with massive ta tas , she had a child in 2001 and looked great afterwards, then in 2005 she had another. The bags appeared under the eyes the makeup got caked on and just when she got her body back now she is pregnant again, if I was her </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/4991642663060050849/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=4991642663060050849&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/4991642663060050849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/4991642663060050849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/09/fickle-old-knudsen.html' title='Fickle Old Knudsen'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/Rv4PwF9cZhI/AAAAAAAADMg/J9A_Sl8zhYg/s72-c/lauren-sanchez-picture-3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-5312192628934153001</id><published>2007-09-26T14:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-25T14:12:47.653-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tough questions'/><title type='text'>Nosey Weemen</title><summary type='text'>I found on the Interweb this interrogation that weemen ask men in my time I've been asked these questions a lot (usually during the watching of sport) I get asked #1 a lot as I frown quite a bit and people think I'm thinking but really the Scooby Doo theme is playing in my head.The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a ManThe questions are:1. What are you thinking about?2. Do you love me?3. Do I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/5312192628934153001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=5312192628934153001&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5312192628934153001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5312192628934153001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/09/nosey-weemen.html' title='Nosey Weemen'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-2534219976688371649</id><published>2007-09-24T00:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-24T00:32:09.415-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Harrison ford'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cary grant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tom hanks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dignity'/><title type='text'>If Hollywood Calls I'm Out</title><summary type='text'>  Sexual orientation whatever he was a star and mostly private, he once said,"the only thing I wear to bed is my wife".Those that have read me for a while know I'm a bit of a movie buff and just thinking about the Oscars  makes me horny. I've noticed something rotten in the world of movies. Its bought into the whole throw away culture thing. In America you're as good as yer last movie, in Britain</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/2534219976688371649/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=2534219976688371649&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2534219976688371649'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2534219976688371649'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/09/if-hollywood-calls-im-out.html' title='If Hollywood Calls I&apos;m Out'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RvdktV9cY9I/AAAAAAAADIA/SttPBGd5bws/s72-c/grant.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-8655536776791037936</id><published>2007-09-22T10:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-22T10:59:18.744-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='irony'/><title type='text'>Is This Irony Or Just Muddy?</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/8655536776791037936/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=8655536776791037936&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/8655536776791037936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/8655536776791037936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/09/is-this-irony-or-just-muddy.html' title='Is This Irony Or Just Muddy?'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RvVX1F9cYsI/AAAAAAAADF4/JklISVQ5KEM/s72-c/file004.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-3883377754524473938</id><published>2007-09-16T22:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-18T23:38:24.088-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mongs with forklifts'/><title type='text'>I'll Just Hang Around And Take A Photo For Me Blog</title><summary type='text'>Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/3883377754524473938/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=3883377754524473938&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/3883377754524473938'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/3883377754524473938'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/09/ill-just-hang-around-and-take-photo-for.html' title='I&apos;ll Just Hang Around And Take A Photo For Me Blog'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/Ru4UzQBpBII/AAAAAAAADB4/jAJAy0g6tbM/s72-c/file001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-4327069037394438701</id><published>2007-09-14T22:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-14T22:15:27.312-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chat room lies'/><title type='text'>Not That I Would Lie Of Course</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/4327069037394438701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=4327069037394438701&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/4327069037394438701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/4327069037394438701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/09/not-that-i-would-lie-of-course.html' title='Not That I Would Lie Of Course'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/RutqNwBpA3I/AAAAAAAAC_w/vUJ_-Y8Andg/s72-c/chatrooms.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-2553482093147212550</id><published>2007-09-06T00:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-06T00:18:31.054-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men using weemens products'/><title type='text'>Wham Balm No Thankyou Ma'am I'm Ghey.</title><summary type='text'>This guy looks enough like a fruit without using weemen's products. I am worried, it seems that 7 out of 10 men use some grooming product meant for the opposite sex. Moisturizers, lip balms or soaps that smell like cocoa they are attracted to the packaging, the smell or if something that promises results.Many of these men keep it secret and do it on the doon low . See they know its wrong, they </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/2553482093147212550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=2553482093147212550&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2553482093147212550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2553482093147212550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/09/wham-balm-no-thankyou-maam-im-ghey.html' title='Wham Balm No Thankyou Ma&apos;am I&apos;m Ghey.'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/Rt-om21UUGI/AAAAAAAAC3Q/fCKigOP5NxE/s72-c/men_makeup_43124867.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-8184424858526403943</id><published>2007-09-05T01:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-05T01:35:33.516-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ultimate fighting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cockfights'/><title type='text'>Human Cockfights</title><summary type='text'> I want a good clean fight when you both cum out of yer corners and don't get it in my hair I just washed it.I saw on the BBC website this headline: 'Call to ban human cockfights' after I stopped giggling I clicked on it expecting to see two naked blokes slapping their todgers at each other. I was sadly disappointed when I found it was people trying to get Ultimate fighting banned in the UK. If </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/8184424858526403943/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=8184424858526403943&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/8184424858526403943'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/8184424858526403943'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/09/human-cockfights.html' title='Human Cockfights'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/Rt5p8W1UT6I/AAAAAAAAC1w/R35gxwrXMoc/s72-c/2hugecocks.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-5022150491504125733</id><published>2007-08-29T13:52:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-29T13:52:58.776-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mormons'/><title type='text'>You Think Yer Day Is Bad</title><summary type='text'>You live a life of constant hardship eating goat eyeball soup for breakfast, lunch and fucking tea, no running water no sitting doon to watch East Enders on the telly in fact no telly and then you look out of yer yurt and see a fucking Donny Osmond Mormon/moron wanting to talk to you about their zany religion.Well I can no longer complain about anything in my life cos that takes the fucking </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/5022150491504125733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=5022150491504125733&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5022150491504125733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5022150491504125733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/08/you-think-yer-day-is-bad.html' title='You Think Yer Day Is Bad'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_QcjUAExqaII/RrVVrMYV5gI/AAAAAAAAABQ/PUkvYxzkMW0/s72-c/moroms.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-1292856483561477167</id><published>2007-08-29T13:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-29T13:41:59.382-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah jane Lee'/><title type='text'>The Windfall Fell.</title><summary type='text'>Sarah Jane Lee aged 20, from Blackburn in Lancashire, had a bank balance of £6.59 then a mistake by the Abbey bank had caused the figure to rocket to £135,000.So what would a formerly broke 20 year old with the name Sarah Lee do? she spent it, on holidays, furniture and gave thousands to friends but not on a name change. The 1968 Theft Act says: "A person is guilty of an offence if - (a) a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/1292856483561477167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=1292856483561477167&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/1292856483561477167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/1292856483561477167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/08/windfall-fell.html' title='The Windfall Fell.'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-2715367404649413153</id><published>2007-08-26T13:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-26T13:52:58.124-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BBC headlines'/><title type='text'>Headlines Blow Me Away</title><summary type='text'>Headlines and titles are very important in the business of news and even blogs. I don't give a fuck of course because I don't need to grab people's attention I'm not getting paid for this shit. The BBC recently had this title:  Rwanda King eyes return  I was stumped, where were his eyes and how did they get returned? this has to be a real ghoulish post material story but no. A king in exile has </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/2715367404649413153/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=2715367404649413153&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2715367404649413153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/2715367404649413153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/08/headlines-blow-me-away.html' title='Headlines Blow Me Away'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-5165117675295366948</id><published>2007-07-16T14:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-26T14:37:53.683-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meme time'/><title type='text'>A Meme You Can Trust</title><summary type='text'>1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?OJ Simpson, suck on my justice2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?The Stray Cats3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?Scott Peterson4. What is your favorite cheese?melted cheese5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/5165117675295366948/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=5165117675295366948&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5165117675295366948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/5165117675295366948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/07/meme-you-can-trust.html' title='A Meme You Can Trust'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6348838416806744856.post-4414950792585770731</id><published>2007-06-25T16:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-25T16:24:22.250-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='amish'/><title type='text'>Witless</title><summary type='text'>A years back when Old Knudsen was young, strong and vital, when his hair was grey with only a few flecks of white and and the age spots could pass for freckles he was a big city cop, well it was more like a summer job, they gave me a badge and a gun and I had fun shaking down the Hookers and legally shooting people in the back that ran from me, this really surprised the shit out of some of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/feeds/4414950792585770731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6348838416806744856&amp;postID=4414950792585770731&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/4414950792585770731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6348838416806744856/posts/default/4414950792585770731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fakeoldmanballs.blogspot.com/2007/06/witless.html' title='Witless'/><author><name>Old Knudsen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TLhYHt6WJfw/ScPORdhQHII/AAAAAAAALw8/7D7wyHdZdmE/S220/_old_seaman2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
